I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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