I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
