But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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