It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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