pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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