at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We're using joints as your birthday candles
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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