you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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