K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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