Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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