drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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