I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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