You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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