Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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