Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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