Whod you bang
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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