careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
