No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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