Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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