WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i permit you to call me
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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