Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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