...so i touched it.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.