I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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