Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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