return my video game
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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