pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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