Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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