I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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