the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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