There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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