What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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