Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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