nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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