So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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