Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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