You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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