all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
