So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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