We won't sleep together?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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