So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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