Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
