i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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