Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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