If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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