tell your sister to shave her snatch
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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