bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon