He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.