HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I need a burrito and a hug.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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