office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
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I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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