If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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