so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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