This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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