There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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