Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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