Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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