suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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