we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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