Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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