I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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